It's really the only possible explanation. What else could have caused my umbrella to suddenly break while I was slogging along across a college campus carrying 120 handouts? Oh wait... maybe it was the fact that is was raining so hard & it was so windy that it was raining sideways.
A couple of points to consider with regard to "sideways rain":
there really isn't anything this side of blindingly excessive optimism that would inspire someone to bother opening an umbrella...
120 handouts behave as a giant sponge in this type of rain...
this number of soaked handouts seem to weigh approximately a ton...
some mascara companies put "waterproof" on their makeup packaging as some sort of cruel joke...
and most importantly, you should ALWAYS take a look in a mirror just before addressing this number of strangers after a jaunt through sideways rain.
Just in case you ever find yourself in this situation.
Happy Monday... the sun is shining here today!
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