I finally caught him in the act...
Ron Burgundy stole this gift ( before becoming distracted by a rubberband).
I was sitting at the table painting when I heard him sliding it across the floor, heading toward the back door.
I also found a roll of toilet paper from the downstairs bathroom in the middle of the living room floor.
Maybe he was going to replace the gift with the toilet paper & hope nobody noticed. I told you he was a cat burglar... remember?