I just thought Ron Burgundy loved the Christmas tree… until I saw 6 month old Daphne’s response to one.
Ron Burgundy just wants to be near the tree. Daphne wants to be IN the tree.
The people owned by Daphne are taking it in stride… they have wired the ornaments to the tree so she can’t steal them.
There is only one problem… residents of the nearby Christmas village & nativity scene recently began to disappear. I would say tiny little “MISSING” posters were hung in the village, but that would be a lie.
Don’t worry, after searching high & low, everyone is safe & accounted for. Apparently Daphne got lonely in the tree.